Weird Laws in the Bible

Eating pork: So this means it's a sin to eat bacon?

Stoning: Is this really the solution to every problem?

Uncleanliness: Wash with water in the evening. Um, that's called taking a shower.
Monthlies: Outdated because pads were invented
Reptiles: We have something called antibacterial soap nowadays.
Breaking Unclean Clay Pots: Again, dish detergent
         

Genesis 43:11

Then their father Israel said to them, “If it must be so, then do this: take some of the choice fruits of the land in your bags, and carry a present down to the man, a little balm and a little honey, gum, myrrh, pistachio nuts, and almonds Genesis 43:11

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